Reading the catalogue
Reading the catalogue
About
Fish Sandals sells sandals named after fish. There are four of them. That sentence is the entire business and most of what follows is a list of things we are not going to pretend about.
What this is
The joke is the name. The Trout, the Bass, the Pike and the Salmon are four versions of the same sandal, and they are named after four fish with a completely straight face. There is no fifth fish. There is no secret meaning.
You buy them on this site. Picking a fish and a size on the rack opens a hosted checkout page, and the price you are charged is re-read from the catalogue by the server rather than taken from your browser.
The blanks
An about page is where a small shop is most tempted to make something up. These are the blanks, left blank.
The company that operates this store is named on Terms and Privacy, which is where that disclosure belongs.
Still four fish.